I guess you'll do

Hey, you. Some girl. It's me, some guy. I guess we might as well have a life together. I'm in my mid-to-late 20's, you're 2 years younger. We're at about the same level of attractiveness, and we have comparable educations. You need to mate, and will probably do about as well as anyone else. Let's begin this typical courtship process, shall we? I guess we should go to some movies, and maybe a concert or two. Let's go camping. While camping, let's take some pictures of us to hang on our wall to remind us of the time we went camping. Perhaps we'll get married a year and a half after I propose. Our wedding will be the highlight of your life, as you will be the center of the universe for about 2 weeks. After the wedding, you'll take a year to reflect upon the wedding. Soon, everyone will tire of your wedding talk and you'll no longer be the center of attention. It's time for us to buy a house so you'll have something new to talk about. We'll decide that we should have children, and we'll take all the fun out of sex by scheduling our intimacy around your ovulation cycle. We will conceive, and you will give birth, just as billions have done before you. Our children will be adequate, but not spectacular. I'll want them to be athletes but they'll lack the size and skill. You'll want them to be creative but they'll lack the talent and drive....

...But I digress. What I meant to say is that I'm excited for our first date, and I'll pick you up at 8.