Join the Safety Team!!

This made me laugh, check this out…from the retards on our “safety team” at work. I’m certain they made that title up. I can finally put my mind at ease, knowing that there's a committee sitting around thinking of ways to make people safer in our hazardous, climate-controlled office environment. Our company's "Safety Committee" is about as useful as a "Rwandan Obesity Clinic", a "Chinese Democratic Party", or a Planned Parenthood office in Salt Lake City .

“It’s the safety committee! Saving office drones from carpal tunnel syndrome! Now hosting coffee-pouring classes!”

This email was a real gem, thank you safety team! I would never have guessed that I should walk carefully when the ground is covered in water. Why, I wouldnt even have noticed that it was pissing rain this morning if you hadn't told me! What really cracks me up is that this email would only be read AFTER someone had walked through the lobby and elevator coming in to work. What if I had broken my neck in the lobby because I hadn’t yet received this vital information!?!?!

End of Rant