After 15 minutes of ineffectual pounding of my skull against the computer monitor, I saw a brilliant flash of white and realized that I had somehow transcended space-time and entered an alternate dimension. Although a large v-shaped object obscured some of my vision, I was able to see a landscape transformed, teeming with vibrant colors and striking patterns I hadnt previously noticed. It appeared that all objects in my tangible reality had been multiplied by 2! I now had 4 hands, there were now 2 cups of coffee, and 2 computer monitors on my desk. I fumbled awkwardly with my now two wallets, and discovered that the money within had doubled! Oh joyous day! The possibilities exploded in my consciousness as I realized I now had 2 girlfriends, drove 2 cars, and had 2 domiciles to lay my 2 heads. The excitement began to mount as I went to the bathroom to wash the tears of joy and wonder from my eyes.
It was there in front of the mirror that I realized I was cross-eyed, and I wept.
6 comments:
I gotta say, this one I laughed at. You are absolutely out of control. Classic Christopher.
Hillarious. :) Good way to start my morning [i hate tuesdays]
Sublime.
chris, I NEED your snail mail address as soon as possible - plese email me with it. Thanks! (I want to mail you something.. duh.)
amber75@gmail.com
Awesome and funny...you must have one heck of an imagination.
Very creative! Ha.
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