Friday, July 25, 2008

Strange Truths

Mainstream psychology is starting to accept the idea that women are attracted to "Bad Boys". It will probably be another ten years before anyone with a degree puts two and two together and says "Hey, maybe women feel attraction for Bad Boys for natural, evolutionary reasons, and that's why Bad Boys are considered "sexy".. ."

Hell, maybe I should say it... Oh, I already did. Whatever.

Point is, there's something to the idea that woman don't feel that powerful gut level attraction for "nice" guys who chase after them and kiss up to them.Women do, on the other hand, feel that magical emotion called attraction for bad boys.Of course, I don't believe that you MUST be a jerk, or abuse women in order to make them feel attracted to you.

There's a much better way...
Below are 2 scenarios to try when chatting with an attractive woman; try them and notice the difference.

1) Smile all the time.
2) Be very nice, cordial, and friendly. Use no sarcasm, and don't tease.
3) Act as if you really "like" the woman you're talking to... and as if you're "interested" in her.
4) Give her lots of compliments.
5) Optional: Politely say "You probably have a boyfriend, right? Can I take you out sometime?"

Now, try something different with the next woman you talk to...

1) Don't smile very often.
2) Pretend that you've known her for 20 years, and that you're TOO comfortable around her. Tease her for something that no one teases her about... like the way she dresses, etc.
3) Pretend that she's interested in YOU, and has been pursuing YOU, and that you're resisting her. Make jokes about it and say things like "I just don't think things are going to work out between us".
4) Pay her no compliments of any kind. If she gives you any, say "That's a cheesy pick up line.
Can't you think of something more original?"
5) Optional: Say "Hey, do you have a phone number? Good. Write it down here..." ...and watch her obey.
You should notice a huge difference between the first woman you talked to, and this one. When you're being a nice wuss, you'll see the look on her face that says "Oh, no. Another guy who "likes" me. How can I get rid of him politely?"During the second conversation, you'll see her opening her mouth with the "half smile, half oh-no-you-didn't-just-say-that look". You'll feel a tension in the air. You'll notice she'll look at you as if she can't believe what she's hearing.If you're particularly sharp and funny, you might just hear her say "I like you... we have to hang
out sometime" within the first few minutes of the conversation. You will never hear that when you're playing the "Nice Wuss".

6 comments:

crazynik said...

Brilliant (claps)
I laf your blog haney. You are wonderous

Amanda Rudow said...

(in a pompous voice:) This shall be my new home.

Do you mind if I plug you on my blog?

King Freddy said...

GAGA-HUMAX. (yes)

Dossy and Bossy said...

My son, I will now proceed to plagerize myself:
In keeping with the "jabberwocky" themed-title below, this post should have been called: "Shunning the frumious bander-snatch."
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

crazynik said...

LMAO
Rich!!!!

King Freddy said...

HAHA Suz..stroke of genius!